Look at all the cool Pez dispensers I got.
The yelling voice in my head is always British for some reason.
Fountains of Pokemon
Fountains of Wayne.
Pokemon.
Other things that aren't as cool as Pokemon or Fountains of Wayne.
Poopy vagina butts.
The number of times I’ve accidentally said Marilyn Manson instead of Marilyn Monroe and Nightmare on Elm Street instead of Nightmare Before Christmas is probably about the same.
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
I want to see a giant cookie in my life time as well cookie monster.
Cookie Monster is happy.
Therefore, I’m happy.
Therefore, I’m Cookie Monster
(via jade2priite)
SOMEONE I KNOW JUST GOT THIS ON HIS GAME AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Well, that’s a damn shame, and a terrible loss for the world as a whole.
Yeah, come on, guys.
Good night, everybody.
Remember all the songs about bad stuff? It’s all about how bad stuff is bad and you shouldn’t do it.
Rhett Miller to some nine-year-olds he accidentally said ‘bullshit’ in front of ‘cause it’s a bad word
have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM
YES EVERY TIME AND I DON’T KNOW WHY BECAUSE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SO THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AAAAAAHHHHHH WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME I’M YELLING
(via vampiricfurry)
There is a piece of paper on my kitchen table in my mom’s handwriting that just says ‘anal’ and I don’t know why.
So, in addition to the shiny Zubat I found last week, I have just found a shiny Litwick in Black 2. I’m feeling pretty lucky. I hope this doesn’t mean I’m gonna die soon or something.
Sending nudes via Pokemon Snap Camera
Wouldn’t those go to Professor Oak, though…
Mmhmm.
At least he doesn’t have to ask if you’re a boy or a girl now ‘cause… Naked parts. I dunno. I guess it’d be pretty obvious.
(via flareth)
So I was training my Slowpoke in my second run through HeartGold today and found a shiny Zubat.
Never have I been so excited to find a Zubat.
Suicide alert!
Tumblr user wish-upon-a-youtuber is planning on killing herself this Sunday. If anyone knows her or any information that may help save her life, please tell me. I don’t wan her to go and I’m sure none of you do either.
guys seriously if you see this on your dash reblog it because you might not know anything, but your followers might
(via vampiricfurry)
I’ve been living in this house for over 13 years and I’ve just now realized that the octopus I stare at every time I poop has only six legs.
