Fountains of Wayne. Pokémon. Other things that aren't as cool as Pokémon or Fountains of Wayne. Poopy vagina butts.
Actually, looking back, almost nothing here is about Fountains of Wayne or Pokémon.
Also, I've recently decided to stop adding comments to everything I reblog and start loving life.
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
|homosexual:||sexually attracted to homer simpson|
|pansexual:||gets off to various kitchen utensils|
|asexual:||gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet|
|demisexual:||sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine|
|bisexual:||can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely|
|heterosexual:||can only be satisfied by macklemore|